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Rest In Profit.

Full-service posthumous asset management. Rent premium caskets. Monetize family plots. Build your Corpsfolio. Because death shouldn't be a dead end.

12,847

Corpsfolio Holders

rotTen/10

Avg. Rating

$347

Avg. Monthly Gravenue

$12.4M

Total Gravenue (2025)

Gravy

How It Works

Get that body-bag of cash. Bloat your Gravenue.

1

Choose

Browse our premium casket collection. From disposable cardboard to luxury mahogany. A dearth of options.

2

Schedule

Select delivery date and rental duration. Our GravJobbers handle everything.

3

Ceremony

Use for viewing, service, and burial. Take all the time you need (within rental period).

4

Return

Return at a CoffDrop kiosk or have a GravJobber handle the pickup for you. The circle of life (and profit) continues.

Premium Casket Collection

Previously loved. Ready for you. A dearth of options for every budget.

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GravJob Services

Our GravJobbers handle everything. You focus on grieving (and counting your Gravenue).

Standard Delivery

Curbside delivery to funeral home

$79

Graveside Delivery

Direct to cemetery, setup included

$149

Premium Sanitization

Hospital-grade cleaning & restoration

$149

Body Disposal - Local

Within 10 miles of grave site

$99

Body Disposal - Regional

Up to 50 miles

$249
CoffDrops

Drop Off. Drive Off.

Self-service casket return locations for budget-conscious families.

1 Schedule a return window in the app
2 Drive to your nearest CoffDrop location
3 Use the provided dolly to wheel the casket to the drop slot
4 Scan the QR code, confirm return, drive away

Return Options

CoffDrop Kiosk (24/7) FREE Save $149
CoffDrop Partner FREE Save $149
CoffDrop Express (Drive-Thru) $19 Save $130
GravJobber Pickup $149

Over 2,400 CoffDrop locations nationwide. Open 24/7. Because grief (and Gravenue) doesn't keep business hours.

Find a CoffDrop Near You
CoffDrop Kiosk
CaskBack

Get That Body-Bag of Cash

Trade in existing family caskets. Bloat your Gravenue.

GravJobber at work

Our GravJobbers Handle Everything

  • Retrieval - We dig it up
  • Appraisal - Fair market value assessment
  • Refurbishment - Cleaning to full restoration
  • Fleet Enrollment - Join our rental pool

Payout Options

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One-Time Cash

Get that body-bag of cash now

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Rental Credits

For future family needs (there's a dearth of them)

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PlotTwist

Your Plot. Your Profit.

Airbnb-style temporary grave subletting. Stack bodies, stack cash.

Empty Plots

List between family deaths. Why let valuable real estate sit vacant? There's a dearth of demand.

Occupied Plots

"Shared occupancy" for temporary burials. Our GravJobbers handle turnover. Bodies in, bodies out.

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Gravenue This Month $127.50
Current Occupancy 2/3 plots
Guest Rating rotTen/10
"Here's the PlotTwist: your family grave can pay for itself. RIP."

Participating cemeteries in 47 states.

List Your Plot
Cemetery plot
BoneHome NEW

Give Grandpa One Last GravJob

License skeletal remains to medical schools, art programs, and educational institutions. Bloat your Gravenue.

Medical education

Monthly Gravenue Rates

Full Skeleton $89/month
Partial Set $45/month
Individual Bones $5-15/month

*Skull premium pricing. Seasonal demand bonuses during anatomy exam season. A dearth of demand.

QR-Coded Memorial

Each bone links to a memorial page. Students know whose femur they're studying. DeCompose a Note to our GravJobbers.

"BoneHome gave my father purpose again. He's currently teaching at three medical schools simultaneously. RIP."
Enroll in BoneHome
ThreadBare NEW

50% of Thrift Store Suits. You're Welcome.

Burial clothing recovery and resale program.

What We Recover

Suits & Tuxedos Dresses & Gowns Shoes (pairs matched) Ties & Bowties Jewelry (premium) Hats & Accessories

For Families (Supply Side)

  • Opt-in during casket retrieval (+$0)
  • Revenue share option (15% of resale)
  • "Grandpa's suit has helped 12 more families say goodbye"

For Customers (Demand Side)

  • Rental: Rent burial attire, return after
  • Purchase: Pre-owned "estate" formalwear
  • Subscription: "Sunday Best Box" for families with multiple elderly relatives
"Ever wonder where thrift stores get all those suits? Now you know."
ThreadBare clothing
Corpsfolio

The Complete Posthumous Portfolio

One deceased relative. Five income streams. Unlimited Gravenue.

Asset Program Gravenue Type
Casket CaskBack Royalties
Grave PlotTwist Monthly
Bones BoneHome Monthly
Clothes ThreadBare Per-item
Soft Tissue Partner Programs Inquire

Corpsfolio Dashboard

Log in to track your family's Corpsfolio and Gravenue:

CaskBack royalties $12.50/mo
PlotTwist Gravenue $127.50/mo
BoneHome licensing $89.00/mo
ThreadBare consignment $118.82 (lifetime)
Total Monthly Gravenue $347.82/mo
Access Your Corpsfolio

The Profitable Choice

See how Gravy Corps compares to traditional funerals.

Traditional Funeral Gravy Corps
Average Cost $7,848 From $199
Monthly Gravenue $0 $347.82/mo
Caskets Used (per family) 1 per death 1 per 47 deaths
Corpsfolio Rating N/A rotTen/10
Rest In Profit? No RIP

Join 12,847 Corpsfolio holders who chose to Rest In Profit.

Engineered for Gravenue

Our patented folding casket technology makes your Corpsfolio possible.

Folding Casket Technology Blueprint

Patented Folding Mechanism

Precision-engineered joints allow full-size caskets to fold flat for storage and transport.

Quick-Deploy Assembly

Under 2 minutes from flat-pack to ceremony-ready.

Reinforced Joints

Rated for 847 uses. Most caskets still going strong at 200+.

Compact Shipping

Store 12 caskets in the space of one traditional unit.

What Corpsfolio Holders Say

Real stories from real families who chose to Rest In Profit.

Careers

Join the Gravy Corps!

We're always hiring. Start your Gravy Training today.

GravJobbers

Delivery, setup, and retrieval specialists. The face of Gravy. Must be comfortable with heavy lifting (caskets) and heavier conversations (condolences).

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CoffDrop Collectors

Kiosk maintenance and casket processing. Night shifts available. Perfect for those who prefer working alone (with the occasional casket).

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Diggas

Extraction and excavation experts. CaskBack and PlotTwist turnover operations. Shovel provided. Discretion required.

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Ready to Rest In Profit?

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Full-service posthumous asset management. RIP - Rest In Profit.